Livermead & Preston

Funnies

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Two Irish blokes were stood on a cliff with their arms out:
One had a row of budgerigars on each arm and the other a row of parrots.
They both jumped off, landing on the rocks below.

Later in hospital, both with broken bones, cuts and bruises, paddy said
"Well, I'm not going Budgie Jumping again"

and Mick said, "and that's the last time I'll try parrot gliding"