Poetry Reading
Come along and join us for an informal poetry appreciation group.
We meet on the second Tuesday of the month 10.15am-12.15pm
PLEASE NOT CHANGE OF VENUE, TO ST BOTOLPH'S CHURCH HALL, SMALL ROOM, FROM TUESDAY 10TH APRIL, 2018
Bring along a poem or just sit and enjoy poems read by members of the group.
Why not come and see if it your sort of thing? .
You don’t need to know any poems or read them out if you don’t want to.
Just come and enjoy listening.
Everyone welcome.
Cost around £2 per session to cover cost of hall
Limerick by Adrian Turner
Report upon the 2019 Golf at Portrush Northern Ireland.
Prologue:
An imaginary report in the “Limerick Times” [Where Else???] of the recent Golf Open Championship, an event much influenced by weather.
A golfer who went to Portrush
Found the fairways looked pleasingly lush,
But a Gale Force Five
Sent his very first drive
Away left, deep under a bush.
This brave golfer from Spain
Thought: “I’ll give it a try once again”,
But alas his endeavours
For prizes and treasures
Were drowned in ten inches of rain.
His partner from upstate Wisconsin
Was a grandson of President Johnsin.
It was blowing so hard
That he tore up his card
And waved goodbye to his stetsin.
The weather went from bad to worse
And Golfers and Caddies began to curse
But as the course became wetter
One Irishman played better:
He unfurled his brolly,
Then went off his trolley
When he won the two million pound purse.