Bridport & District

At Home – Limerick Club

There are lots of reasons for making lists - but do remember to feed your pet first! (JG's limerick below)

A fellow was making a list
Of things that he had to resist
Which made him paranoid,
Tho' difficult to avoid
As he was a recidivist.
(SS)

A woman was making a list
Of all of her lovers she missed;
After thinking of fleeing
She has taken to skiing,
But more often than not is off piste.
(SS)

A woman was making a list
A gold pen in her dainty fist
She had put on weight
That was always her fate
Diet? Here cometh the red mist.
(LM)

An old man was making a list
Sweethearts he'd lost in the mist
Current squeeze is Bertha
Teeth have deserted her
L-O-V-E is tattooed on her wrist.
(LM)

A fellow was making a list
When a snake slid across and hissed.
’What?’ the fellow said.
“I’ve not yet been fed..
…so I think I’ll just start with your wrist!”
(JG)

A fellow was making a list
Of all the girls he had kissed
Most of them smiled,
But one was so riled,
She gave him a slap on the wrist.
(RS)

Many thanks to all our contributors.
Next week's suggested first line is: "In springtime according to plan." Please feel free to adapt these words or come up with your own first line instead.
Please send contributions to: u3alimericks@outlook.com
Until next week
Ann

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Architecture Study 1 Architecture Study 2
Art – ‘Have a Go’ Art History
At Home "Classical Music" At Home - Art History
At Home - Opera At Home – Limerick Club
At Home Creative Writing At Home Haiku
At Home Puzzles for Fun At Home-Birdwatching
At Home-Broadcasting At Home-Knit and Natter
At Home-Non-Fiction-Club At Home-World Service Archive
At-Home Politics Discussion 1 At-Home Board Games
At-Home History At-Home IT Self Help
At-Home Mon a.m. Zoom Chat At-Home New Dorset Museum
At-Home Thomas Hardy Poetry Bird Watching
Book Group 1 Book Group 2
Book Group 4 Book Group 5
Book Group 6 Bridge
Canasta Cribbage
Crime Fiction Books Cryptic Crosswords
Cycling Exploring Art
Exploring Opera French Conversation
French Scrabble French Speaking Lunch Club
Gardens and Gardening 1 Gardens and Gardening 2
Gardens and Gardening 3 Geology
German Conversation German for Beginners
Get It Off Your Chest Guitar
Hikers History 2
Homoeopathy & Nutrition Intermediate Italian
Isn't That Interesting! IT self help
Lunch Club 1 Lunch Club 2
Mahjong Music for Pleasure
Musical Appreciation 1 Musical Appreciation 2
Needlework for Pleasure Newsletter
Philosophy Play Reading 1
Play Reading 2 Play Reading 3
Play Reading 4 Poetry for Pleasure
Political Discussion 1 Political Discussion 2
Recorders Rummikub
Science Discussion Short Walks (3-5 miles)
Singing Group Skittles
Spanish, intermediate level Strollers 1 (about 4 to 5 miles)
Strollers 2 (3-4 miles) Theatre and Other Visits
Walking (5-7 miles) Wine Tasting