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Coronavirus Jokes

I'll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you'll have to wait 2 weeks to get it.

I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.

Click on the link for a great 13 second YouTube Joke 1.

Another YouTube clip (5 Minutes) of Peter Kay on Old People. No mention of coronavirus here, just good clean fun at the expense of older people.

A great 9 second video clip of a baby - you'll love this one!

Perhaps only those of you who were born and bred in Yorkshire will appreciate this one (and others can only read on with envy): God was spotted by the police, out walking on the North York Moors. When asked what he was doing, he replied "I'm working from home".

It is September 2034. Johnny gets out of bed and goes to the bathroom. It is a very important day in his life. Today he will start to use the last toilet roll his parents bought in 2020.

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Stepped on my scales this morning and it said: Please use social distancing – one person at a time.

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